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I am Julie Dawn, from California. The boyfriend is Salvatore tyre-slayer. I play Pokemon X, friend code 0920-0372-6269. Instagram @missjuliedawnn

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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rivendellbitch:

Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.

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gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father